That mortifying story from 8th grade? Bring it.

Bring it. That brilliant, dazzling, legendary thing you’ve done? Definitely bring that too. The world is a weird place and we’re here to document the glory, the cringe, and everything in between. Tell us what broke you, built you, or just made for a fantastic group chat update. We’ll immortalize it in audio form while your mom beams, your ex reconsiders everything, and your cat silently judges from afar.